Story of My life...

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield, via insomnia-queen)

friend: wanna hang out?
me: lemme ask my mom
me: *doesn't ask*
me: she said no

big-booty-itches:

When your parents ask you to help them with technology

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(via thecockmnstrr)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

(Source: olympercy, via throughhh-the-darkk)

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

the-secret-stache:

I reblog this everytime it is on my dash

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via idiotequeinlimbo)

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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(via throughhh-the-darkk)

date:

February 14th is coming

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(Source: date, via biopherm)

favorite female characters: jess day

I break for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours. I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person. That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pant suit and I wish it had ribbons on it to make it slightly cute. And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart, and tough, and strong.

(Source: lizmeriwether, via idiotequeinlimbo)

rrevolutionaries:

[puts head in hands] oh god he’s so attractive

(Source: asriels, via idiotequeinlimbo)

zackheroinbob:

kiss-my-assbutt:

lolzpicx:

Street Art

"graffiti isnt art its just vandalism"

The creativity is absolutely amazing

(Source: audioabsinthe, via idiotequeinlimbo)